Often distances can be deceiving, a simple 230kms to Amritsar sounds like the work of an hour or two, but nearly five hours and much sweating and cursing later, I was riding over an overpass into Amritsar with the recommended Tourist Guest House somewhere beneath. After negotiating a monster roundabout, finding a slip road down below the elevated road, the Tourist Guesthouse was hidden among a bunch of non-descript dirt covered concrete buildings. Surprise though as I rolled in to see Big Tom previously met in Delhi walking out a room to his big BMW 1200gs.
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| The Tourist Guest House, a bargain at £2/night |
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| A surprised Big Tom |
Tom had been there a few days sorting out an issue with his carnet i.e. that it has expired. It was good to share some food and drinks with an Icelandic brother also staying there, especially as Tom has a huge bottle of Absolut vodka he needed to get rid off. Sadly this was because one of his factory fitted Touratech panniers had fallen off with cE1,500 worth of kit in it. Ouch!
The next day Tom set off with an ‘I’ve had enough of this’ to the reportedly clearer roads of Nepal. Before he went though we had time to go through a quick bit of biking therapy, just knowing someone else finds the same frustrations as you is relief in itself.
Amongst others, we covered:
- - People riding alongside you trying to talk as you’re both avoiding oncoming traffic, then because they’re looking at you, they star riding into you without realising it shoving you off the road
- - The fact there’s no sensible driving test, people just learn how to move a car forward and break, then to survive, so there’s no codified rules of the road (there are no traffic police or sign-posted instructions because there are no rules to enforce) which makes for the beep, head on dash into any gaps infront of you, beep, then jam the brakes when something’s coming and beeeep at it approach. That they’ve managed to broadly adhere to ‘drive on the left’ is something amazing.
- - People beeping endlessly, especially when in grid-locked traffic. No-one can go anywhere, so why?? Just why! Also being at us on bikes when we’re in traffic, as soon as we clear the obstruction, it makes you give it some throttle just to leave the beeping offender half a mile down the road behind you – beep at that.
- - The hope of finding 5 minute of peace to get a drink and scoff some lunch. As soon as you park up, a crowd appears either gawping or asking the same set of questions, how much, mileage, how much, petrol or diesel, how much, how many cc, how much, what make... We’ve both taken to dashing into a shop to grab a bottle of water, riding fast out of town and down a side road into a field to hide behind a tree to get a drink and just a few moments of peace. But still the come, out of the ground and thin air it seems. There’s no such thing as privacy or personal space.
- - Trucks or busses that pull out to overtake another slow moving bus/truck, clearly see you coming but then fully pull out and start to overtake at a snails pace, forcing you into the sand at the side of the road
- - Potholes! Like the rest of India, roads are repair upon repair upon bodge upon repair and with the lack of lanes, surfacing and anything else to give some order, roads really shouldn’t work, but like much else, despite having the odds of reason and logic against it, despite potholes and all the rest, they somehow do.
- - Lastly!! Bikers but usually cyclists who pull out of side roads or busy roadsides without looking, get to the centre of the road straddling both lanes, then pull a face of dumb confusion and mild terror as they realise there are vehicles coming at them from both directions at speed that now have to swerve to avoid the idiot. A simple glance, one second before pulling out would do!
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| Tom leaving en-route to Nepal |
Aaaaand relax, though thats just the tip of the iceberg, lets move on.
Amritsar has grown up around the Golden Temple, the holiest site for the Sikh faith. Sikh people with their colourful turbans are a joy to spend time with. Their faith is based around kindness, inclusion of outsiders and sharing which you can’t grumble at. The temple, as all Sikh temples gives food and beds freely to those that them and accepts donations from only those that can afford to pay. A small museum on site detailed the history of the faith that seems to involve an incredible number of martyrs. Being sandwiched between the Hindu’s of India and Muslims of modern day Pakistan, the religion that has never had its own state has survived despite many attempts to subdue it.
After taking your shoes off, storing bags and washing hands and feet, all explained by patient visitors who understand you don’t know the process, seeing the temple complex itself is sublime. A square shaped outer-building all white marble carved and inlaid with geometric and floral patterns, surrounds a holy pond, in the centre of which a temple laid with gold leaf holds the text around which the faith is based, their version of a bible.
I actually spent hour after hour walking round the complex as the sun set sending the whole place into a purple and gold haze under artificial lights. I guess a kind of karma exists in India, and like Agra with the Taj, where there is a stunningly beautiful monument, so the rest of the town turns into a pit of equal filth to balance it out. I’ve not seen a more litter strewn city than Amritsar, and once you’ve seen the temple, the temptation really is to get moving. Even though the guest house was costing a friendly £2 per night, Chandigarh and the India v England game was calling.
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| The Golden Temple sat in the holy pond |
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| Sun setting |
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I always feel self-conscious about taking
photos at religious sites, but here loads of
kids and adults wanted to get in the shot |
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| Dusk at the Golden Temple |
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| Lit up at night |
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| A typical street in Amritsar, rubbish strewn and dusty |
Retracing the same road as a couple of days ago, but this time with insect bites from the cheap but infested with ants and flies guesthouse, four nights in a decent hotel in Chandigarh were in order. Sadly a cold and the bites ruled out pretty much anything other than wandering from the hotel to a coffee shop because it was in range whilst wearing flip flops. No matter though, the days flew and the 20th came round.
The match, a one day international starts at 2.30 making it a day / nighter finishing probably at about 10.30. Fearing another mozzie attack after the sun set, I went in jeans and long sleeves, a bit warm through the day, but bearable, and it certainly did the trick with no new bites after all.
Despite apparently no cameras being allowed in the ground (they were very clear), I took mine in no problems, and as everyone ignored the seating arrangement, I moved around to find two fellow brits over in India to watch the series. The game was tight with England loosing narrowly in the last over, a much improved performance on the first two matches. The real joy though was spending a day chatting in natural English, drinking tea and snacking on samosas in the warm evening air.
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| Cheering for the TV cameras |
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| Alistair Cook opening the batting... |
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... and is out for 3! (Some Indian fans paid to
get my face painted outside in the queue) |
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| The kids next to us getting excited |
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| England accumulating runs |
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| Dominoes pizza delivery in the stand! |
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| An outnumbered group of England fans |
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| England take the field under lights |
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| India making good progress |
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| Indian fans making some noise |
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| Argh, we're done for... |
Really there was no better way to say bye to India, a day with nothing that could have been better, except perhaps the form of Tim Bresnan who had a shocker! Arriving back at the hotel at 11ish after having my photo taken about 50 times with fans outside the stadium who do the same to any foreigner (how do you like it here? Can I/we get a photo? Cue about 30 mobile phone cameras jostling for space), there was just time to pack and get ready for departure the next day.
Ahead is about a week of constant riding morning to night to get to Kathmandu in Nepal in time to meet my friend Asia who’s coming over for a few weeks, hiring an Enfield and joining me for some walking, maybe the Annapurna circuit for a month or so.