Woah, where does time go, a lot to fit in from just a couple of days so here’s pretty much a diary entry from 25th Sept to 2nd Oct.
Having ticked off the big sights of Agra, my next stop was south to Gwalior, known for its huge fortress. The ride down was easy enough, such as it can be here and included crossing railway lines surrounded by deep sand, always fun on a loaded bike, but no major issues.
Despite apparently being a fairly common tourist sight, people round Gwalior were extremely interested, just in me rather than the bike. Looking for some food on the way to the fortress, a guy on a scooter saw I didn’t really know where I was and gave me a lift half way across town to a parade or cafes near where I needed to be. Then on the way up the hill to the entrance, a young guy on a bike started talking, bought me some bananas and introduced me to his family. Finally a salesman from the Honda Hero showroom gave me a full tour and offers of any help needed. It’s all lovely of course, but the second guy, with the pushbike, like a guy on the Delhi metro, was a bit odd in that they get so excited they’re almost whipped up into a religious like fervour and start slurring their words which gets a bit much.
The fortress, its huge indeed, great to look at, but the day was too hot to go walking around every nook along the almost 2km length, so I took in the main gate and palace parts before calling it a day – you really can’t aim to do much at all in humidity like this.
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| Gwalior fortress |
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| Gwalior town |
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| Carved rooms in the palace |
After just a day in Gwalior, it was back on the road, this time towards Jaipur ‘the pink city’ that everyone gushes about how beautiful it is. Finding a decent looking hotel for £7 a night, I planned a few nights there after a visit to Sariska Tiger Reserve, or so I thought.
Reading that the tiger reserve, once famous for having no tigers in it, was now fully stocked, I set off on the 300km route through the first India countryside I’d seen. Lovely as it was, the potholes and patches of gravel and dirt road became frustrating for slowing progress not least because my bike was starting to surge, the revs would blip up then die for a few seconds, making control a little tricky but not impossible. Then starting to stall at low revs, all clearly wasn’t well and I was clearly a long way from any useful source of mechanical help.
Things came to a bit of a head when I hit an unsigned, unmarked and all but impossible to see speed bump literally in the middle of nowhere and a pannier fell off. Quickly stopping, turning round to go pick it up before a truck driver some way behind would run it over (they are pure crazy) I propped my bike on the side stand in the rough at the side of the road, ran to get the pannier, then heard the crunch of it falling over. Happily another bunch of guys appeared out of nowhere, helped pick it up and get the pannier firmly back on without too much hassle.
All this added to a tough days riding that didn’t improve when I arrived with the sun setting at Sariska Tiger Reserve gates, to be told there was no way I could go through and I’d have to go back to the nearest small town for the night. This was a nightmare situation as there is no way round meaning a 50km ride over pure rutted track, no lights, no road markings, just a bumpy rocky track. There was just arguing so it had to be done in rapidly falling spirits – at the end of some days, you just want to be off the bike as soon as possible and get your feet up, you really don’t have the energy for the extra effort. Watching the kms tick down unbelievably slowly as the light faded. At the end of it all, found a hotel that was more than it should have been, but when you’re in no mood to shop around, it had to do.
So that was the hardest days riding so far, having a pannier fall off earlier in the day and cutting my hand to bits fitting it back on, my bike then toppled over again in some soft sand at the side of the road). With the now ever-present mozzy bites on my feet, it’d been a bit of a day all in all!
Desperate to get to Jaipur to just stay somewhere for a few nights in a row, I was up early and off to the only stop off on the way (being cheesed off at the Tiger Reserve for sending back down the dangerous road, I wasnt going to try again). Despite not being on my sat nav, and marked as about 20kms in the wrong direction on my Indian road map (which I now have no confidence in!) the little village of Abhaneri was the target. It has one of the largest ‘step-wells’ in India. I’d seen these for some reason on the internet in England and wanted to see one in real life. Build in the 7thcentury, they provided a permanent well of monsoon water over the long arid summer to farmers and sometimes also served as religious sites. It was certainly spectacular to see and well worth the diversion (really wish I had more time to write about this but I've got a 1 hour internet connection and its ticking down quickly!)
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| Abhaneri step well |
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| Me at the step well |
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| Drawing a few people on arrival |
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| And quite a crowd on departure |
My bike had been attracting a bit of a crowd as ever when I stop. It’s nice in one way, but the same questions every time soon wear a bit thin, and there’s some English hesitance I always have when everyone’s first question is ‘how much?’. You get this absolutely everywhere from everyone. Luckily, an American lady on an Exodus tour bounded over to say hi which took some attention away. Paige McMahon (http://www.turnthepayge.com) adventurer and all round bundle of energy was a pleasant diversion and had the local guys nudging and winking.
And your wife sir?
The thing is, everyone also asks ‘where’s your wife sir?’ and generally stare in a stupor when you say you’re travelling alone. Whilst there are apparently still issues with too-young child brides in India, the general tradition seems to be towards marriage at a young age of high-teens early twenties. So particularly rural people have a quite childish sensibility to men meeting women which causes a stir when someone like Paige comes along. The idea not falling into a Bollywood style romance and running off to get married post-haste is a bit of a strange one to swallow. That’s probably a bit unfair, but closer to the situation than it is wide of the mark.
Anyway, so onto Jaipur, the most non-pink of all famously pink cities. Staying here for a few days was good relaxation apart from having a sauna of a hotel room that just couldn’t cool down. The old city, supposedly painted pink from top to bottom, like many things in India, clearly hadn’t had a lick of paint to refresh it for quite some time. It has turned the same dusty red colour that the earth is here and therefore most places have touches of it around.
Aware this post is going on a bit, here’s some photos of the Jantar Mantar, a highlight of the city, a huge astronomical park build for the Maharaja who was very much into this just opposite the city palace. There are several impressive forts around, but I was a bit ‘forted out’ after Delhi, Agra and Gwalior so gave them a miss.
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| A sun dial and true north arrow at Jantar Mantar |
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| Astrological charts |
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| A huge sun-dial at Jantar Mantar... and me |
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| A small shrine in a leafy corner |
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| Jaipur 'pink city' walls |
What was worth a look though was the Irani cup, a cricket match between Rajasthan and a Rest-of-India team to kick off the domestic cricket season. The match was free, just turn up and watch, with a few some star names on the go. It was a good morning watching the fanatical crowd go crazy anytime a player walked anywhere near the stand, but lacked the interest of having your own team involved (am hoping to catch an India v England One Day International in Mohali later in the month). Sensing a stomach ache coming on, I headed back at lunch. One great thing about India is the love of cricket - 3 full time TV channels, everyone knows the English counties, and that Leeds is the home of cricket in Yorkshire. Also when they ask my name (Stuart is really unusual in Europe and nobody gets it right), here they just say 'oh. like Stuart Broad'!
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| Irani cup cricket match in Jaipur |
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| Drawing a bit of a crown on the way home |
Well unfortunately that was it for the next two days after what I’m now certain was a dodgy cup of coffee, am sure the milk must have been well off or something was in there, regardless, it knocked me back for two days. One of those was spent in a panic as I’d downloaded a map of Nepal in preparation for heading there onto my Garmin, great but it also deleted my map of India in doing so! It took forever to re-download the 500mb India map over an, at very best 30kbps intermittent internet connection, but it eventually worked to much relief.
Panic over it was time to leave on the 3rd, heading to a lesser known part of India called Nanital – time to get some fresh air up in the mountains!
As a side note, though I don’t speak Hindi, I’m doing fine in India so far with this simple rule of thumb:
BEEEEP: I’m overtaking you, stay there
BEEEEP: I’m driving the wrong way down your side of the dual-carriageway, move
BEEEEP: Hey, unusual bike, what is it, how much? Petrol or diesel?
BEEEEP: I’m on a broadly working, relatively fast German bike and overtaking you, stay there pal
BEEEEP: I’m swerving to avoid a massive pothole and will be swinging into your path, move.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEP: I’m not moving for you
BEEEEP: I’m a taxi and have space, want a ride?
BEEEEP: I’m a taxi and fully loaded, out of my way
It might be a while before the next update as I’ve no idea how freely available internet connections will be in the mountains. Also I have no idea how long I’ll be spending on the road, its impossible to work out because dual carriageway’s often become single lane roads with the left hand lane being used by locals to set up shops selling the same stuff in each town to traffic that now is moving more slowly, handy for a bottle of water but keeps average speeds down to about 50kmh which isn’t great!